billege

There is, of course, no way I can PROVE I invented it. But I'm the first one I saw use
it, so I think I invented it. It's a new class of contraction, the triple word type.

Here it is:

For "I would have"
you may now use:
"I'd've."

Useage suggestion: "I'd've bought that new Lexus, but I forgot to win the lottery last week."

You may now carry on with your conversations suitably enhanced.

Thank you,
That is all.

Suggestions for more are welcome.

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I can sum up the clash of religion in one sentence:
"My Invisible Friend is better than your Invisible Friend."