Okay hold on while I pick myself up off the floor from laughing!
Ohhhhh baby.....the men I know spend enough "down time" on the toilet....do we really need the internet there too?

Think of all the tfp threads we'd get then.....
Titled Advice....."What do I do when I'm constipated?"
Titled Romance......"Just sitting here thinking of the ex"
Titled Nonsence....."What do you get when...."
Ummmmmm no thanks!