The poor also like to have lots of babies so they can increase their welfare checks and buy a cadillac to drive around while scoring hits of heroin. The more kid the better the caddy. I believe the going rate is 6 kids to get the leather interior, 7 for the OnStar nav system and 8 little welfare babies to trick it out with dual climate control, metallic shade altereing paint and the 18 inch rims.
And selling their foodstamps to buy HDTV's.
Don't forget that. Poor people suck and should be made into Soylent Green. Damned loafers.
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