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I, as an obese American lemming who loves to eat and whose mind has long ago been taken over by corporate advertising gamma rays via the delivery sytem known as TV, resent the fact that anyone else should tell me what I shouldn't eat, and that its wrong to eat at McDonalds or White Castle or Subway. In case anyones never been there, Burger King makes a damn tasty double cheeseburger that I hope to enjoy til the day I die.
And speaking of dying, so what if I die from heart disease, its a reasonably acceptable way to kick off as far as Im concerned. I'd rather die from clogged arteries than drown or get shot or get hit by a drunk driver or get a brain aneurysm. I don't understand this institutional concern over obesity, seems like yet another way for somebody already rich to get even richer.
Leave the fat people alone. Go pick on the skinny people. I can't stand bony girls with no ass. And to those fat people looking to make a buck by suing the advertising industry, just stop, you fools. This is America, built on entreprenuership. Find another way to make a buck.
The day I want to lose the fat, I'll know what to do. Until then: GIMME A CHEESEBURGER, DAMMITT!!
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