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Originally posted by BlingBling
Oh man ... I can eat a whole box of wheat thins if somebody doesn't take them away from me.
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I almost did that just a few minutes ago, only ended up eatting about half the box...family size box that is...if only I had some Point Root Beer...
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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