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It just seems that every actioner that Smith is in has the plot of: Flippant flatfoot chasing _________. Investigates ________. Public finds ________ to be innocent, flatfoot pursues further, captain yells at flatfoot, flatfoot loses badge, depressing 5 minutes where flatfoot drowns himself in _______. Hot girl that has little story and flatfoot have sex. Flatfoot loses girl. Break in case. Firefight. Generic action sequence/chase. Bigger firefight. Denoument. Flatfoot gets job back, is hero once again. Gets girl. 200 million dollars at boxoffice. #1 first weekend, #7 next. DVD after 6 months. Huge first weekend DVD rentals and buys. Downhill with the rest of the cop thrillers. Becomes somebody's "best.movie.ever." Wins MTV movie award for Best Generic Action Scene.
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You're a genius... someone should write a program in java or something that churns out a plot from filling in the spaces... could make a lot of money... hahahaha