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Cartman
Kenny
The Twins and Paul Smecker in The Boondock Saints
The Predator
Hell, all the characters in South Park
Mike and Worm in Rounders
Vincent and Jules in Pulp Fiction
Daniel Kaffee in A Few Good Men
Trevor Garfield in 187
Chuck and the Mad French Chef on Good Eats
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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