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Here's my main rule when going to see any movie.
When those ignorant slides are running across the screen before the start of the film? Please feel free to talk loudly, make fun of the ads, etc.
The previews have started? It's ok to whisper to your seatmates a little, especially when the preview is ove and you want to mention that you'd like to see that.
However, once the lights are all the way down and the first frame of the feature film flicks across the screen I want you quiet. No talking, no whispering, no cell phones, only giggling and screaming where appropriate. The only time I should hear words come out of your mouth is when they are, "Oh my god, I'm on fire!"
Also, why are the floors always so sticky? Hasn't anyone at the theatre ever heard of a fucking mop?
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Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.
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