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Originally posted by maleficent
So, have you ever lit farts?
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I've heard some really bad stories about fart lighting backfiring
Anyway...I know I fart a decent amount but I always go to efforts to make it as soundless as possible....and then to evacuate the area once I've let a smelly one loose

Meanwhile, my brother will fart and if the sound didn't alert everyone, he makes sure to tell us all that he has just farted.