My first thought was, 20 bucks, sure what the hell I could always use 20 bucks but then I considered it a bit more. What if the guy (or even if it was a girl) was going to plant them at some sort of sexual crime scene. A rape or attempted rape or some sick child molestation thing and then implicate me. Maybe the cops could trace the underwear to me through DNA and I'd be screwed. Sure, its not a high probability (as if getting offered money for my undies would be!) but I've decided I don't need $20 that bad. Screw it, I'm keeping my Spiderman underoos!
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