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Old 07-15-2004, 05:19 PM   #20 (permalink)
KellyC
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Originally posted by Nylesthebooboo
A fart is a turd honking to get in line to get out!!
This one got me laughing so fucking hard!
Quote:
Originally posted by fhqwhgads
A friend once explained it this way:

Men fart more than women because women never close their mouths long enough to build up the required pressure.


(Apologies to all the women on TFP. You still love fhqwhgads, right?)
this one is funny too

My friend think farts are funny, so I always wait for him to drink something and I try to rip a loud one....
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