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Old 07-15-2004, 12:41 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Originally posted by bookerV
I always avoid farting in front of girls I like at all costs. Even if I have been with her for a long time. I have lived with 2 different girls and I have very very rarely done that.

I can't remember a girl I was with ever letting one "rip" in front of me. Which is good. Something about hearing that from a girlfriend just turns me off...
You must be uncomfortable a lot.

I'm a veritable wind machine. Not sure what it is, but there's sure a lot of air that needs to vacate my colon on a daily basis. Feel nice to let it out. Everybody does, even your girlfriend.
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