maleficent

The SBD's are worse than the Loud ones..

Much to the chagrin of my mother(She's given up all hope that I'll ever be ladylike) , I think farts are hysterical (especially at the most inappropriate times - and I generally have to leave the room because I can't stop laughing.

I got scolded for teaching the rugrats this poem:
Beans Beans, good for your heart
Beans beans they make you fart
The more you fart the better you feel,
SO eat beans at every meal


So, have you ever lit farts?

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