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Baby, what are you doing home so soon? Wait- I can explain! She and I were...she needed some help with...no don't! NO WAIT! DOOOON'T!!!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAMBLAMBLAM!
"...she...(gurgle)...wasn't that...good...."
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Champaigne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.
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