1. Hey, we're not lumberjacks, or fur traders....
2. We don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
3. We don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really really nice.
4. We have a Prime Minister, not a president.
5. We speak English and French, not American.
6. We pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
7. We can proudly sew our country's flag on our backpacks.
8, We believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
9. The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
10. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
11. And it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', w. 'zed' !!!!
12. Canada is the second largest landmass!
13. The first nation of hockey!
14. And the best part of North America
My name is Daval!!
And I am Canadian!!!
(modified the rant a bit, but all you Canadians know where its from
