First: prepare for mayhem. introduce yourself as bookmaker.
Second: Give the mouse ten different sorts of cheese to choose from, placed on an equal line. Limburger, cheddar, emmenthaler, Gauda, Gruyere, Brie, Camenbert, mozarella, mascarpone and danish blue. Sorts may vary with availability.
Third: Be sure everyone has placed their bets. Then set the mouse loose. First cheese he picks wins SHIPLOADS OF MONEY.
i'll put $5 on the mozarella, for the obvious alliteration-related reasons.
(i'd say put the mouse loose in some nice green open area after feeding him)
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