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Old 07-12-2004, 04:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
fernweh
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The thing you have to bear in mind with drinking rubbing alcohol is that it will give you the shits AND make you have to hurl. If you have both at once, but only have one toilet, then it becomes a matter of which you want to clean up less. And trust me, whereas vomit is no joy to clean up, liquid shit is HOT LAVA, okay? It will destroy whatever it touches.
Also, if you sit down, you can aim your vomit towards the bathtub, which you can't do with your anus.
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