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Picture this:
Sunday morning, around 2:30AM. My friend doing Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" in a somewhat shaky Scottish accent (he was really drunk). 2 really large black men sit at the table in the front with their long island iced teas. My friend decides to sing to the largest of these men. Oh, and drink from his straw. Luckly the guy laughed it off, if we were about 2 miles to the west he probably would have shot my friend.
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard when he sang, complete with chest thumping Celine Dion antics "Near... far... wherever you are..." to the large black man.
Good times.
Oh, and earlier he sang "Lady in Red" and wandered around the bar looking for such a lady. Wouldn't you know it, the only person wearing red was a woman who was about 6' and weighed about 300lbs. Awesome.
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