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Motherfuckers who say "I can't watch! It's too scary!", then why the fuck did you pay ten fucking dollars to see the movie you puny bitch.
Motherfuckers who are too fucking tall to be called a fucking human sitting in front of you and then asking you "I'm not getting in the way am I?" Well motherfucker you actually are, howsabouts I cut your fucking head off? (hey I'm 185cm but there some big motherfuckers out there)
Motherfuckers who have seen the movie that spoil it for everyone else, examples "Far out, I can't believe Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time!" or "Yeah man Edward Norton and Brad Pitt are the same guy!", here's a spoiler for the next motherfucker that does that "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE ALONE!"
Motherfuckers who drop their keys and rumage through their jackets and the floor looking for them whilst managing to knock everyone around them about.
Motherfuckers who put their cups of drink down in front of them then accidentally kick it
Motherfuckers who don't even watch the fucking movie and giggle about stupid shit
Motherfuckers who bring teething babies into movies that aren't even suitable for fucking babies let alone suitable for an audience to have to put up with the incessant and ultra-loud fucking crying
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