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What's the difference between a carp and a lawer?
One's a scum sucking bottom feeder. The other is a fish.
A man walks into a bar with crocodile on a leash. He asks the barkeep if they serve lawers, and the bartender say they most certainly do. So the guy orders a beer for himself, and a lawer for the croc.
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PC: Can you help me out here HK?
HK-47: I'm 98% percent sure this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags.
PC: And the other 2 percent?
HK-47: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might be wishful thinking on my part.
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