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Old 05-06-2003, 11:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
redrum
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VictimX_27: Hi there!

cheesedog: HEYA!

VictimX_27: What u up 2?

cheesedog: Nice English.

cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus?

VictimX_27: Get fucked

cheesedog: I'm just joking relax

VictimX_27:

cheesedog: What's your name?

VictimX_27: Whats yours?

cheesedog: I asked you first.

VictimX_27: I asked you second

cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle school?

VictimX_27: huh

cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny

cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog

VictimX_27: Thats not your real name

cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name?

VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name

cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it?

VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose

VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that av?

cheesedog: Yes it is

VictimX_27: Very handsome

cheesedog: Thanks

VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem

cheesedog: Fuck you.

VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good way

VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot!

cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot?

VictimX_27: Yeah

cheesedog: What do you look like?

cheesedog: Do you have a pic?

VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to anyone

cheesedog: Why not?

VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly

cheesedog: I won't make fun of you

VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't like my looks

cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh?

cheesedog: Is that what you're saying?

VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty

cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that.

VictimX_27: Nahhh

cheesedog: Then describe yourself.

VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I look like?

cheesedog: Because I think you're nice

cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to
you.

cheesedog:

VictimX_27: I'm very white

cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista'

VictimX_27: LOL

cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I guess.

VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most

cheesedog: really?

VictimX_27: I'm an albino

cheesedog: a what?

VictimX_27: u don't know what that is?

cheesedog: I've heard the word before

VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair

VictimX_27: So I'm all white

cheesedog: This is bullshit

VictimX_27: I'm serious!

VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before?

cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia?

VictimX_27: No, we live all over.

cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen any

VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose

cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino
looks like.

VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of one but not me

cheesedog: Ok

VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC*

cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky

VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture out?

cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it.

cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly

cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually.

VictimX_27: Thank u

cheesedog: No problem

cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like.

VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours?

cheesedog: Yes

VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with my sister

VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get back?

cheesedog: Sure. Then I'll sex you up.

VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL

cheesedog: I'm serious

VictimX_27: We'll see.

cheesedog: Yes we will.

VictimX_27: Bye for now!

cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen.

VictimX_27:



About 3 hours later...



VictimX_27: HEY!

cheesedog: Hello there

VictimX_27: I'm back

cheesedog: Have fun at the mall?

VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes

cheesedog: Interesting

VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes

cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now?

VictimX_27: LOL

cheesedog: Is that a yes?

VictimX_27: Could be

VictimX_27:

cheesedog: HOT DAMN!

cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples

cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your..

VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy

cheesedog: Why?

VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want

cheesedog: What do you mean?

VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore me later are you?

cheesedog: Of course not.

cheesedog: I like you.

VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you are.

cheesedog: I'm 27. Now....

cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands

cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my fingers

VictimX_27: WAIT!

cheesedog: They get hard again... what?

VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything about me first?

VictimX_27: Like what I like?

cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up.

VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing.

cheesedog: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!

VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass

VictimX_27: Just give me a minute

cheesedog: ok

VictimX_27: I'm back

cheesedog: np

VictimX_27: thank you

cheesedog: So what do you like?

VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked

cheesedog: Where?

VictimX_27: Everywhere

cheesedog: Any place in particular?


VictimX_27: uhhh yeah

cheesedog: tell me

VictimX_27: on my clit

cheesedog: OK!

cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!

VictimX_27: I also like being done from behind

cheesedog: Ooooooohhhh.


cheesedog: Ok. Check this out.

cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building.

cheesedog: No one is around. Its all quiet.

VictimX_27: Uh huh

cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand
across your clit

cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy.

cheesedog: I slip your panties down and continue to massage
your pussy

VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm

cheesedog: I place my mouth on your pussy as I eat you from behind

cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole

VictimX_27: yessss

cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.

cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.

cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*

VictimX_27:

cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!

cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!

cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....

VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!

cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked

cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!

cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun

cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!

VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!

cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!

cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**

cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..

VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!

cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your
pigmentless ass.

cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!**

VictimX_27: Never talk to me again!

cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause
its the same color

VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU

cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut!

VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!

cheesedog: No wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore!

VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

cheesedog: Chill out, Casper. You're trapped, I said.

cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit.

cheesedog: But there is already slime on your it!!

cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!!

cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF!

VictimX_27: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them**

VictimX_27: USER HAS LOGGED OUT
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