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Ok. This is a joke that isn't going to be funny here but it might be if you re-tell it in a group. You have to do it when there is at least one other guy who can take a joke.

One day, three friends who all happen to be midgets go out for a jog together. As they're running they pass the Guinness World Record headquarters. Over the entrance there is a banner that says "Break one of our records and win $10,000". All three stop and read the sign. Finally one looks at his hands and says "You know, I'm pretty small, but I bet I have the smallest hands in the entire world". The others look at his hands and agree, they're pretty small. So he goes in, 20 minutes later, sure enough he comes out with a check for $10,000.

The second midget is so impressed, he looks at his feet and says "You know, I bet I have the world's smallest feet". The other two both agree that his feet are pretty damn small. He goes in, 20 minutes later, he comes out, huge smile on his face, $10,000 richer.

Now the third midget is quiet for a while, then very quietly he says "You know, I'm kinda ashamed to admit it, but I could really use the money, I bet I have the world's smallest penis." The other two don't really know what to say, but their friend goes in. Twenty minutes later he comes out and he's shocked and angry. "Who the fuck is (insert friend's name)?"


Sorry about the end there, I put "insert friend's name" in < so it thought it was code. Guess I should learn to preview posts.

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