I think the worst part has to be the finger-up-the-butt-finger-in-the-cooch combo where they feel the wall in between. No matter how much I like a little booty play in bed, it's just nothing like having a nurse lube their finger up and shove it in your ass. It's just enormously, nerve-wrackingly, uncomfortable because they do it at the end so you're dreading it the whole time.
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Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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