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I got pulled over for going 42 in a 25. I knew I was going to get a ticket so I didn't give the guy any bullshit, he wrote it up as a 35 in a 25, knocking the fine down to something like $133 or something.
Cut to two years later, pulled over in front of the same place, for going 30 in a "school zone". If that's not the biggest load of shit ever I don't know what is. It was during my senior year, and I had never, in my entire life seen anyone drive 20, let alone under 15. He let me off though, I don't know why, maybe he saw the ticket I had before, that I was pulled over in the exact same spot two years earlier and got ticketed for a 25. Or maybe the fact in one direction there isn't even a sign saying it's a school zone.
Worthless speed limit...
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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