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The only ticket I have ever had for speeding was because I sped up for a brief moment to check out a girl in a car that passed me. The cop was on motorcycle and saw the whole thing. He comes up to me and says, "I hope she was worth it." I asked what, and he pointed out that he was going to chase her down, but my sudden burst of speed to catch up to her was faster than she was going, so he decided to pull me over instead. Damn women!!!
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-Homer Simpson
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