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Duck joke
A duck walks into a shoe store...
Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - Yes? can i help you?
Duck - Do you have any grapes?
Clerk - I'm sorry this is a shoe store. we only sell shoes here.
Duck - Oh, ok thank you, bye
Duck walks out of the store. Duck returns to the store after few minutes...
Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - Yes?
Duck - Do you have any grapes?
Clerk - No I'm sorry, I told you this is a shoe store. We don't have any grapes
Duck - Oh yeah, I'm sorry, bye
Duck walks out of the store. Returns in few minutes again...
Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - What do you want duck?
Duck - Do you have any grapes?
Clerk - NO! I told you we don't have any grapes. We sell only shoes!
Duck - Oh yeah, I'm sorry. bye
Duck leaves then returns in few minutes
Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - Not you again... What da hell do you want?
Duck - Do you have any grapes?
Clerk - NO!!! if you come back here again I'll nail you foot to the ground
Duck - Oh shit, ok, bye
Duck runs out but returns again in few minutes
Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - WHAT DA FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM DUCK?
Duck - Do you have any nails?
Clerk - Uh...no
Duck - Oh good, do you have any grapes?
Dunno why but I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes when I heard this joke... maybe cuz I was drunk off my ass
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