Playboy playmates as masseuses
Cold bottled water and ice cold Mountain Dew Code Red (best soda ever)
Personal humidor with finest Cuban cigars
State-of-the-art computer with high-speed internet access
Tempur-pedic mattress and pillow
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Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department.
Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.
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