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		 Playboy playmates as masseuses 
Cold bottled water and ice cold Mountain Dew Code Red (best soda ever) 
Personal humidor with finest Cuban cigars 
State-of-the-art computer with high-speed internet access 
Tempur-pedic mattress and pillow 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. 
Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.
			 
		
		
		
		
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