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				Originally posted by skier  
I usually find inept/rude customers more amusing than anything else.
			
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 Definately.
I work the shoe department at Sears here in Columbus (Polaris specifically. Columbus members, word). I came in to work one day and dropped my lunch off in the break room fridge then head on out to work.
I see a middle aged woman pacing around the fitness equipment with a quizzical look upon her wrinkled brow. I continue on my journey down the marble path. I lock eyes and nod: 
"How are you doing today, Ma'am?" 
"Hi, do you work in this area?" 
"I sure don't, but I can go hunt Bob down if you like." 
"NO! Don't even BOTHER. There's NEVER anyone in this AREA! 
I'M GOING TO PENNIES!1!!" 
"Okay. *doot do, goin' to shoes*"
Then I walked off. Later I took the girl I work with home.
The end.