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SirLance · 05-06-2003, 06:11 PM

The two old buddies lived isolated lives in the woods. Each day, they would fish together.

One day, one of the old guys decided to take a bride. He found a beautiful, young bride at a nearby town, married her, and moved her into his cabin.

The next day, his buddy sees him fishing. He rows out to join the new groom, and asks, "Hey! You just got married! Shouldn't you be home bangin' the hell outta your new wife?"

"Well," says the groom, "She's got gonorrhea..."

"What about the back door?" asks the other.

"Well, she's got diarrhea..." says the first.

"Couldn't she just give you head, then?" asks the fisherman?

"Well, she's got pyorrhea..." answers the beleagured groom.

"Well, whatinhell did ya marry her for, anyway?" asks the first.

"Well, she's got worms too. And you know how I love to fish!"

05-06-2003, 06:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Gross... The two old buddies lived isolated lives in the woods. Each day, they would fish together. One day, one of the old guys decided to take a bride. He found a beautiful, young bride at a nearby town, married her, and moved her into his cabin. The next day, his buddy sees him fishing. He rows out to join the new groom, and asks, "Hey! You just got married! Shouldn't you be home bangin' the hell outta your new wife?" "Well," says the groom, "She's got gonorrhea..." "What about the back door?" asks the other. "Well, she's got diarrhea..." says the first. "Couldn't she just give you head, then?" asks the fisherman? "Well, she's got pyorrhea..." answers the beleagured groom. "Well, whatinhell did ya marry her for, anyway?" asks the first. "Well, she's got worms too. And you know how I love to fish!" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.