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Originally posted by choskins
I saw Bud's new billboard campaign. It says, "All lite beers are low in carbs. Choose on taste!"
I thougt it was pretty funny.
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Heh. THIS is funny:
We carry several different distributors' lines of beer (it would be silly not to), but the beer delivery guys have little rivalries going on. They're always fighting for fridge space and display space. The funniest I've seen was the Bud guy (American Distributors, I think) put up a poster saying just that. "All lite beers are low in carbs. Choose on taste."
Then when the Miller guy (Nappi Distributors
) came, he put up a poster directly underneath that that said "Bud says choose on taste. Thanks for the endorsement."
I can't tell you how mad the Bud guy was when he came in and saw that. It was classic.
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Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
I just generally want to kill people who follow the low-carb craze. Everyone I know who's tried Atkins or South Beach diets has gotten quite sick or lethargic enough that they sleep 16 hours a day.
It's a fad diet, people. It won't stand the test of time. You'll die of blocked arteries by the time you're 40.
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Seconded.
Low-carb is retarded. You want to get thin, cut calories. And excercise, fatty.
And get a brain.