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Old 07-02-2004, 06:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
MooseMan3000
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Location: Maine, the Other White State.
I hate customers.

So I work in a small grocery store/restaurant, and every day at LEAST one person comes in and asks me "do you have any low carb beers?"

I'm like yeah. They're called "lite," you fucking jackass.


Of course I can't say that, so I start listing them off:

"Yes, we have Miller Lite, Bud Lite, Shipyard Lite, Rock Green Lite, Sam Adams LITE..."

You can probably figure out the rest.

Anyway, my point is... PEOPLE. GET A FUCKING CLUE.

That's all.
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