I hate customers.
So I work in a small grocery store/restaurant, and every day at LEAST one person comes in and asks me "do you have any low carb beers?"
I'm like yeah. They're called "lite," you fucking jackass.
Of course I can't say that, so I start listing them off:
"Yes, we have Miller Lite, Bud Lite, Shipyard Lite, Rock Green Lite, Sam Adams LITE..."
You can probably figure out the rest.
Anyway, my point is... PEOPLE. GET A FUCKING CLUE.
That's all.
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