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Papa Smurf, Your Our Man

When comparing the various ‘studs’ in the world there is one that stands above the rest. That one is Papa Smurf. It is all a matter of probabilities. The smurf village has a population of 100+ smurfs, which includes a single female (Lady Smurf). Lady smurf has the choice of mates purely because the males have no other option. She could go for the good looks evident in Vanity Smurf. She could go for the muscles of Hefty Smurf. The intelligence of Brainy Smurf or the masculine skills of Handy Smurf. No. She chooses the decrepit aged leader of Papa Smurf. It gives a slightly different feel to the old saying “Whose your daddy?”.

How do we know that Papa Smurf and Lady Smurf are bumping uglies? The emergence of Baby Smurf into village. Where does Baby smurf live? With Papa Smurf. That gives as clear a indication of Baby Smurf’s parentage as is possible considering the censorship laws of the time. Combined with the magical abilities Baby Smurf exhibits which correlate with the wizardly powers of Papa Smurf leaves no doubt to the identity of Baby Smurf’s father. Lady Smurf must therefor be the mother considering she is the only female in the village. I know the show never showed Lady Smurf with a bun in the oven but again this is due to the censorship laws of the time. After all Papa Smurf and Lady Smurf were unmarried. It wasn’t unusual for the time in such circumstances for the pregnant female to suddenly disappear from a show when they started to show, only to miraculously return once the baby has been born. The same thing was done with the smurfs but how do we explain the new addition to the village considering the illusionary absence of pregnancy? We concoct some mystical story of Baby Smurf appearing during a blue moon. Viola!!! Baby Smurf explained.

So we now know that Lady Smurf and Papa Smurf is Baby Smurf’s parents. But the argument is that Papa smurf is the epitome of stud. It all comes down to choice. The males of the village have no choice to the identity of their prospective mate. There is only 1 female in the village. That female, Lady Smurf, has all the choice she could possibly fathom. Naturally she will choose the optimal male for her ‘needs’. As we have previously identified that Papa Smurf is the optimal male in the huge selection. If Don Juan Demarco was a participant on some cheesy reality dating show with over 100 other guys competing for some Jeri Ryan look-a-like, I seriously doubt he would win out purely because of the competition. Don Juan Demarco could therefor learn a thing or two from Papa Smurf about how to pull the chicks. Papa Smurf is the epitome of stud.