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heh my sister used to say this one at home, i figure she got it from school
"be like dad, not like sis, lift the lid before you piss!"
or at our highschool i saw this one:
"i dont remember eating that for lunch!"
here's a funny bathroom story, a coupla weeks ago the bf and i were headed home (approx 2 am) and we stopped at jack in the box/convenient store for some food. i had to go to the bathroom and there was a couple fucking in the stall next to me. and the guy was laughing saying "there's someone in that stall next to us!" and the girl said "so what? she's probably jealous..."
HAHA
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