Actually.... Here's one from just this afternoon...
I come home from work, and I'm ready for a good "release". I go down the hall to my room, and fire up the ol Titty Board, and some off the wayside variety, And I've got my pants unzipped, my unit out and I'm ready to go at it, and then here comes Ma, wanting to talk about the day she's had...
Well, I thought she was gone for the afternoon or something, and just left the bedroom door unlocked, so I'm "free" to do what I want.
So I'm sitting with my back to her, and while she's talking, I'm gingerly trying to put my stuff away so she has no idea what was going on. Luckily I had a big baggy shirt on so that hid most of what was about to happen.
Kinda embarrassing....
That's life I guess...
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