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Old 06-30-2004, 11:12 PM   #100 (permalink)
MooseMan3000
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Originally posted by stimukey
then there was this artist that i was sleeping with off and on that would wrap her legs, arms, everything around me and squeeze as hard as she could for a good 30 seconds, while she screamed "You have an iron cock!!!" That was always a good one for the ego.
Heh.

There were lots of times at college in my girlfriend's dorm room where we would be in the middle of something, and she would get particularly vocal. She would usually be just on the verge of climax when someone in an adjacent dorm room would start pounding on the wall. That in itself turned her off, but to make up for it I would tie her down and hold her mouth shut, which would then get her going even better than before.

The weirdest orgasm overall, though, goes alng with tenchi's description of nearly passing out... except I'm quite sure that I passed out. I was going down on her after a lengthy session, and after I had come once and she had come 4ish times already. She was nearly ready to come, so I began fingering and licking simultaneously, then I told her to "squeeze me."

Well, you can imagine what happened from there. I most definitely went under for a while, but she didn't notice because she did too. We both blacked out. I think I was only out for 5 seconds or so, but she was out a good 30. It was a good time.


Note: "simultaneously" is a really, really hard word to spell at 3:15 AM.
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