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the dark side of spiderman....
*television news program starts*
Ladies and Gentlemen, good evening. This is the 6 o'clock news, i'm kevin O'brian.
"Spiderman has once again saved the day, thanks to his webslinging powers. Our running tally board now shows spiderman has tied up 18 bank robbers, wrapped together 25 jewlery store theives, and brought back 75 bags with the money sign on them."
"In other news, the mysterious Cow mangler is still on the loose. This morning there was another half-eaten cow at mr. Ocleary's farm southwest of the city. Also left at the crime scene were 18 scrambled eggs, 40 strips of bacon, and two buckets of orange juice. Authorities have declined to comment, other than one Officer Tom Jones, who described the cow killer as a "sick fuck". More on this story at 11."
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