Most of these are death/gore oriented, so mine is going to see quite tame, and perhaps a bit funny as well.
I was in ocean city last week with 3 of my friends. Well, one of my friends somehow managed to get laid. For some fucking reason, he didn't flush his used condom from the night before -- the next day, he pulls it out of god-knows-where and flings it at another one of my friends who then snatches it out of the air, and flips it up into his mouth like it was a potato chip. As soon as he tossed it up toward his mouth, a collective "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" came from all three of us as we realized what was about to happen (he has a habbit of eating unusual things for shock effect). I thought it was pretty fucked up.
PS: This thread is pretty old if I recall -- who's the one responsible for the necromancy?
Last edited by saut; 07-01-2004 at 11:38 AM..
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