I had a funny one a few nights ago. I was having sex with my ex-girlfriend's best friend at my house when the phone rang. We looked over and, sure enough, it was the ex on the caller ID. So I picked up the phone and said, "Sorry, I'm in the middle of someone, I'll call you back when we're done." After that my ex got on AIM and saw her best friend's away message which said, "I'm at Jeff's house." I kept screwing her friend as her name popped back on the caller ID, and then woke up.
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