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Old 06-28-2004, 09:24 PM   #115 (permalink)
Slauncha Man
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Location: Ann Arbor, MI
Oh, man. Great thread. I'll add some stuff.

My ex-girlfriend and I were screwing on my bed in my room. We were 14, and still had our shirts on, which turned out to be a good thing. My mom walks in and, quicker than you'd ever believe, I rolled off of her and there we were, lying under the covers next to each other, (apparently) fully clothed. She never knew a thing.

Another time with the same girl, my mom told me afterwards (with the girl standing next to me) that we had to keep it down. My mom didn't care about us having sex, but she did have to turn up the TV so my dad wouldn't hear. We were 16/17 at this time.

We were at it in a hot tub at a hotel in Florida, her straddling me. She got off of me as I blew my load, since we were in the "pulling out" stage (still 14), and as we get out of the hot tub we see this guy on his hotel room's balcony, staring at us. Freaky. Also, don't ever do this because you'll be picking dried cum off of you for hours.

My last story isn't mine, but my sisters'. My older sister (20) and her boyfriend were in her room. My little sister (10) walks in the room, sees him ass-naked on the bed, eating her out, and turns around. She walks downstairs and says to my mom, "Mom, can I tell you something and you'll promise not to be mad?" Boy, was it a long time before the boyfriend mustered up the courage to return to my house.
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