Well, I'm glad that yet another evil Christian mind control technique has been brought to light.
If only we could declare them as enemy combatants as well and just burn the churches down, I fell so oppressed by them constantly in my daily life.
Seriously, the sinister == left thing was something we talked about in 7th grade, where have you been? And now that it's been a few days, are you honestly still amped about this?
Here are some words I like a lot more:
"hysterical"s roots mean that one is acting like a woman. Ouch.
"testify" literally means to swear by your balls. In Pax Romana times, you had to do that when giving official testimony. If you were lying, they chopped your balls off.