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Over the Urinals in the nightclub I worked at in college:
Please do not eat the Big White Mint
On the condom dispenser in the same bathroom:
1: This is the worst gum I ever tasted.
2: Yeah, but it blows great bubbles
In bathroom the basement of the religious studies building:
1: God is dead -- Neitzche
2: Nietzche is dead -- God
3: If you discuss religion in here, what do you talk about in church? Scatology?
4: No, Eschatology.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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