A friend and i pitched in on a $200.00 Chevy chevette and beat it to death. Big jumps hurt passengers. Not near as fun as it looks on the Dukes Of Hazzard. Rolled it twice the first time I was driving and my buddy learned to keep his hands inside smashed his fingers between the roof and the ground. Smashed fingers was the only injury we sustained that really counted the whole time we had the car. It finally succumbed to a jump off of a road. We hit a corner doing about 50 and intentionally continued straight into an open area. Total drop from road was 12-15 feet grass was covering the rocks that destroyed the motor and front end. We then hooked it up to an old dodge power wagon and just took off down the gravel road. No one was in the car. It rolled off of the road a few times and was drug upside down for over a mile at one point. It finally rolled off of the road into a large ditch. The bridge we were jerked to a stop on made it impossible to pull it back out so we unhooked the chains and left it there. Hell we never even registered it just kept to the back roads and destroyed it. It took 3 weeks to totally destroy it and we had a hard time even going to work or anything else for that matter because we had so much fun trashing the car. It was a lot tougher than we thought it was.
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Been There, Couldn't do that, No Money, Maybe next time.
I did get the T-shirt, but I've put on some weight so it don't fit.
It made a nice grease rag!
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