Actually I've never had a problem with the mormons. They knock, you answer the door and say "No thanks I'm not interested" and they politly excuse themselves and leave. Its the friggin Jehovah's Ninjas that make me insane. I think the whole fuckin crew of em (in my town anyway) are brain dead. From now on when I see them hiking it up my driveway I'm gonna strip off and answer the door in the buff. If that doesn't scare em off I don't know what will.
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