I have problems...
I mean apart from the obvious. I hate Bush, I hate Labour, I think the Democats should all die terrible deaths... but am I so different from you?
The answer in this reporter's eyes is yes. I just spent the last 3 hours of my life trying to pick up a chick who is 40, who was the mum of the guy whose 21st I went to. Damn she was hot... but is that an excuse?
Damn women... why do you all have to be so, so, so... alive?
Discuss.
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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