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warrrreagl · 05-06-2003, 01:30 PM

A Cajun bought a large pole, and he was trying to measure the heighth of the pole. He tried to climb the pole with a measuring tape, but the pole kept falling over. Finally, he asked a passerby to hold the pole so he could climb it and measure the heighth.

The passerby said, "Why don't you just lay it down and measure the length?"

The Cajun said, "Fool! I don't want to know how long it is, I want to know how HIGH it is."

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The Louisiana State Police responded to a single-car accident where they found a flipped car and a dazed Cajun sitting nearby.

They asked him what happened, and he responded, "I was driving by, I swiped that tree, and my car flipped several times."

The officers asked, "Were you drunk?"

The Cajun responded, "Hell yeah! I ain't no damn reckless driver."

05-06-2003, 01:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Justin Wilson A Cajun bought a large pole, and he was trying to measure the heighth of the pole. He tried to climb the pole with a measuring tape, but the pole kept falling over. Finally, he asked a passerby to hold the pole so he could climb it and measure the heighth. The passerby said, "Why don't you just lay it down and measure the length?" The Cajun said, "Fool! I don't want to know how long it is, I want to know how HIGH it is." ---------------------------- The Louisiana State Police responded to a single-car accident where they found a flipped car and a dazed Cajun sitting nearby. They asked him what happened, and he responded, "I was driving by, I swiped that tree, and my car flipped several times." The officers asked, "Were you drunk?" The Cajun responded, "Hell yeah! I ain't no damn reckless driver." __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.