A beard, tattoos, AND a bike. I am the epitom, the epeteme, the...., the essence of evil. Everyone knows folks like me just live to terrorize innocent citizens, ravish the fair, and listen to the lamentations of the women. Guys with goatees are more civilized yet completely sinister.
We also like girls in black vinyl.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom
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