warrrreagl

It's time for me to be a crotchety old fart. I LOVE going to the movies, and can't stand to have that marvelous experience ruined by others.

Here's what I hate:
- People behind me that put their feet on my seat. They usually end up kicking the back of my seat rhythmically.
- People who feel the urge to explain to someone else what's going on.
- Anyone who brings little kids to an R movie.
- Cell phones, and dimshits who actually take the call!
- Kids going back and forth and back and forth and back and forth to the lobby.

Here are warrrr's Rules of Order:
Buy your fucking ticket.
Buy your fucking popcorn.
Sit the fuck down.
Shut the fuck up.

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