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Bill O'Rights · 06-24-2004, 12:54 PM

Simple. Open the door and let them out.

No?

Well, down at the trailer park, we like to shoot 'em with a .22 rifle. Don't try to hit 'em in the air, though. Little buggers can turn on a dime. Wait'll they land...then blast 'em. Makes the trailer leak when it rains, though. Nothing a few old beer cans, a pair of tin snips and a rivet gun can't fix.

No?

OK, I'll behave.

No A/C? No screen door on the balcony? Nothing'll beat a 79 cent plastic flyswatter.

06-24-2004, 12:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Simple. Open the door and let them out. No? Well, down at the trailer park, we like to shoot 'em with a .22 rifle. Don't try to hit 'em in the air, though. Little buggers can turn on a dime. Wait'll they land...then blast 'em. Makes the trailer leak when it rains, though. Nothing a few old beer cans, a pair of tin snips and a rivet gun can't fix. No? OK, I'll behave. No A/C? No screen door on the balcony? Nothing'll beat a 79 cent plastic flyswatter. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. Last edited by Bill O'Rights; 06-24-2004 at 12:57 PM..