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MMMMMM prom.
lots of drunkness and sex... 2 different proms too since my g/f went to a different school so 2x the expenses and 2x the sex and drunkeness.
after her prom i graduated the next day and had to speed back from Oxnard to the San Fernando Valley... blew right past a motorbike cop who said,"If I had doors you would have blown them off..."
i was wearing a tshirt, shorts, one sock on and one bare foot. tux was in the back seat. g/f was still back at the party... told him i was graduating and i'm sure i reeked of tequila but he let me go home and told me some story about being careful not drinking and driving.
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