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maleficent · 06-24-2004, 05:43 AM

Skunks were adorable in the movie Bambi, skunks are adorable in the zoo, skunks are not adorable when they are sitting on the sidewalk between you and your frontdoor at 2:00am when you have to get in the house because you must use the restroom. Skunks are not adorable when your lamebrained building management decides to set some "have a heart" traps to catch the skunk, 10 feet from your opened living room window. (What do you think a skunk will do when it's caged? You'd be correct.)

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Rottweillers: Yes, people have them as family pets, and love them dearly, they are kind and loving dogs. Uh huh -- I wouldn't have a problem having the breed destroyed. A few years back, I walked into my backyard, this family pet jumped out of the kennel he was sitting in (it was at least a 6 foot fence) and came at me. Got my arm and didn't let go. What finally got this beast to let go, was a bullet or two from the cop next door who was just pulling into his driveway and had pretty quick reactions. (Not quick enough though to avoid 22 stitches in my arm)

I have absolutely no use for Rottweillers.

06-24-2004, 05:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Skunks were adorable in the movie Bambi, skunks are adorable in the zoo, skunks are not adorable when they are sitting on the sidewalk between you and your frontdoor at 2:00am when you have to get in the house because you must use the restroom. Skunks are not adorable when your lamebrained building management decides to set some "have a heart" traps to catch the skunk, 10 feet from your opened living room window. (What do you think a skunk will do when it's caged? You'd be correct.) ------------- Rottweillers: Yes, people have them as family pets, and love them dearly, they are kind and loving dogs. Uh huh -- I wouldn't have a problem having the breed destroyed. A few years back, I walked into my backyard, this family pet jumped out of the kennel he was sitting in (it was at least a 6 foot fence) and came at me. Got my arm and didn't let go. What finally got this beast to let go, was a bullet or two from the cop next door who was just pulling into his driveway and had pretty quick reactions. (Not quick enough though to avoid 22 stitches in my arm) I have absolutely no use for Rottweillers. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.